Thursday, April 23, 2009

Eating Disorders for Fatty McGee

We've given the girl a bit of a complex by calling her "chubbers", "fatty", and "chunky monkey" that now she's decided to be bulimic. It's true. She is spitting up after every meal. It's okay honey. There's nothing wrong with being curvy. Some boys like a little junk in the trunk. Maybe we should tone down our nicknames and start doing self-esteem exercises.

****I don't want to make anyone nervous about the baby's health. I'm just being funny but we are taking the problem seriously. We are not negligent parents that ignore the important health signs that something is wrong. We already have her signed up for an eating disorder clinic.

****Okay, all kidding aside. She is going to the doctor this afternoon to get on reflux meds.