Did I Say That?!

Things I Never Thought I'd say...

"That's not a ball, it's a grape"

"The dog is not a step stool"

"Broccoli is not a sensory experience"

"Dogs do not like to wear shoes"

"We don't eat food out of the garbage"

"Belts don't go around your neck"

"Dogs don't like to wear socks either"

"The VCR is not a car parking garage"

"Daddy's nipples are not buttons"

"Don't lick Daddy's feet!"

...and many more shocking things. I guess that's life with a 2 year old.

Dirty looks and full of attitude.